Espada Christmas Poem! ~Composed by the Primera Espada.

"Dashing through the snow
Is The Primera on sleigh
O'er the fields he go
Killing all through the way!
Heads on ropes shall swing
Don't get close, they bite
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaughter song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Over bodies everyday
Jingle bells, corpses smell
Cero's through the day
Oh, Fun to shout out worldwide
That Soul Society is gay!

A day or two ago
Ichigo got cero'd.
And soon Miss Inoue Onna
Was seated by my side
The Espada are cool and brand
The Primera's so hot
People's faces were wiped blank
As Soul Society got snot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Shinigami be falling in stride
With one large Cero lay (Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Hanging Victims off the sleigh, yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, Shrink away before my pride
Cry 'Mommy' and Run away. (Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Shove the spoils into the side
It's the Espada's merry day!"

Lance:.... This might be the greatest poem ever written. SELENA!
Selena: Yes Lord Lance?
Lance: Make a thousand copies of this and send it all over the human world, Hueco mundo and Soul Society!
Selena: ._. Okay.

o-o Seems like Lance has a very one-track mind. xD

You gotta Love Lance Reficul. Even his last name has the pronounciation of "cool."

XD

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